Top Definition
Failing to turn up to a gathering with friends in favor an event that seems important to the person, but pointless to everyone else.

Derived from Jason's quest for the Golden Fleece, which seemed important to him, but is really just a long and boring story.
I'm going to Jason Out of going to the strippers tonight as my brother got sweet Jonas Brothers tickets
by qvc August 12, 2009

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