Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)

Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.

He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.

I actually don't know how he's not dead.
A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
by anoverusedjoke June 28, 2021
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A loyal , trustworthy boy or man that is nice sometimes but if you see their other side you won’t like it, they are also a HUGE FUCK BOY PLAYER that gets all the girls.
Yoo Ma Nig Jarone
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A loyal , trustworthy boy or man that is nice sometimes but if you see their other side you won’t like it, they are also a HUGE FUCK BOY PLAYER that gets all the girls.
Yoo Ma Nig Jarone
by Gcsjuhkok November 24, 2021
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A man/woman who shops at Justice excessively and with extreme enthusiasm.
by Jaron Superfan December 5, 2018
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A tall, absolutely shredded genius who will do ten times as well as you at anything with little to no practice, and can get girls even though he has little to no social skills whatsoever
Person A: Damn did Jaron just benchpress 600 pounds one day after starting lifting?!?!?
Person B: Yeah, I heard he was a first round draft pick for the NBA one day after he started playing, he rejected the offer because he wanted to give MMA a try.
by JayPG April 24, 2022
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jaron is a person who is quite and weird sometimes hes always in a hoodie and shorts he has his lunch box sometimes and he loves gage.
jaron is sped sometimes hes such a little bug
by taylorleeeee October 26, 2022
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