Jargass 

1. A thoroughly contemptible person who believes that their detailed knowledge of a particular trade, profession or group, translates into a superior knowledge of all industries. This typically manifests as a person who rudely patronizes another for not knowing the exact details that comprise the jargass’s industry.

2. A person who uses industry slang as a method of displaying intellectual superiority over another.

Origin:

First used in 2010 by Cato. 1300–50; ME jargoun < MF; OF jargon, gargun, deriv. of an expressive base. + 1350–1400; ME arshole anus

“What a jargass, that guy looked at me like I was a total idiot because I grabbed form 2435-cd-vx and not 2435-cd-vy.
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“That Jargass tried to win the debate by using the words, “supply-side economics”, and “trickle down economy” over and over even though they were completely irrelevant to the question.

Jargass by -Cato- July 27, 2010

Jargasm 

The peak of pleasure or disgust given by Nick Jarman.

Dude that jargasm was too easy.

Jargasm by Hugh jcock October 3, 2011

JARGASM 

JARGASM Jargasm : To upchuck cheap nasty food(cos he is a councilite scum) laughing at someone and generally be an impolite scumbag,he sees this as a way of macking on to anything even a cats anus..

omfg dude lol *jargasm macks on to a cat* omfg dude lol.. fluffy: four legs in the air :0 dude wats he gonna do with it?? i dunno ... lets just take a walk eh?

JARGASM by OHHHDEARESTCOUNCILITE April 19, 2009

jagass 

-a guy who is a jayson, gay and is an ass
-he always makes plans but in the end he ditches them for stupid things like Costco
-uses spelling like "sorrie" and "okie" on msn even though he is a guy
-when speaking into a phone he pronounces "sorry" and "solly"
-acts very very girly

-thinks that all u need in life to be happy is money and girls (which he will never get)

-male version of a c-lai

OMG...that jagass ditched u again today?
WHAT A JAGASS
Hey, that guy is a such a jagass

jagass by XMACHINE March 25, 2010

jarrassic park 

Jarrassic park is an assholic way to spell "Jurassic park"
or better known as "The land before time"

In other words get raped.

Jarrassic park is so much better than jurassic park

OMFG the land before time raped the asspark

please remember to suck my dick.

jarrassic park by Please BABY suck me off October 30, 2007

Jarassic park monkey bike 

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

Jarassic park monkey bike by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010