1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.
2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."
2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
by Jyrki January 25, 2010
Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
by TheInvertedNipples September 10, 2011