Jared

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

by sugar_58_ August 31, 2008

Jared

19 and never learned how to fucking read

Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared

by g(y)ay July 18, 2018

Jared

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.

"Hey so does he like you?"
"I'm not sure, he's being a real Jared"

by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019

Jared

Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
( (vine reference)

"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"

by Bitchy Bastard August 9, 2018

Jared

Like Justin, but fatter and more sensitive.

That dude is such a Justin.

No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.

Oh, damn! You right!

by Jason Mimosa May 5, 2018

Jared

Hot ass mother fucker that is always sexually explicit around females

man, he sure acts like a Jared

by CLC.Claire May 7, 2017

Jared

A guy whose greatness is legendary.

That guy must be a Jared.

by Infinite Spit May 29, 2018