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napilepsy 

A disease consisting of frequent, acute bouts of sleeping, snoozing, or napping, often at inappropriate times (driving, working, in the middle of the day...). Napiliepsy has no cure.

Napileptic: of or pertaining to napilepsy.
It is always difficult for me to drive somewhere. Around 30 minutes into the trip, I have a napileptic fit.

We were extremely late to dinner because of our napilepsy
napilepsy by valpalas December 25, 2010
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jeppilepsy 

A state of epilepsy that occurs in the early hours of the morning where jarpedd (aka big poppa, heaviest cap, jaaarpppinittttt) inhales copious amount of nitrous oxide and begins to display symptoms of someone with disabilities.
“Omg! Jedd just had an jeppilepsy espisode, did you see that???”
jeppilepsy by Heaviest caption December 17, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026