The only country in the world that has masturbating contests.
A guy masturbated for 9 hours during a masturbating contest in Japan.
by Striker122 July 30, 2009
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A country filled with the best electronics and animation in the world.
by Mystery Man January 29, 2003
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An awesome country in the far east. It has fantastic horror movies, anime, songs, singers, and food. The capital is Tokyo and currently (as of 2010) the Emperor and Empress are Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko. The Japanese are very healthy people, since their foods are so healthy such as sushi, rice, tea, and many people walk more than drive, which gives them more exercise. Japan has been around for a long time, and its Kanji is derived from Chinese characters. 花is a japanese character meaning "flower" but it is also a chinese character. In Japan, their language has three main writing systems: Hiragana, Katakana, and Kanji. Hiragana and Kanji are used for japanese words, and Katakana for foreign, or emphasized words. There is more than one kanji for many sounds, and there is more than one reading for most (or all) Kanji.
Person 1: Hey, have you ever been to Japan?
Person 2: No, what's that?
Person 1: Dude! It's one of the best countries ever! Awesome culture, food, songs, all that stuff! You need to go there.
by 笑顔 November 3, 2010
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In a way, Japan is like both England and New Zealand. They are all islands off the coast of a continent, most of the countries therein not really liking them (see France for england, korea for Japan, Australia for New Zealand) because they both could charm the pants off any of their women and kick their bums in a duel. (yob vs. frenchman. Samurai vs. some kung-fu guy. maramite vs. vegemite)

All three had an Empire.

Both rock. More than rocks.
All three people are known for their reserve.
It's true. Japan, England, and New Zealand are all like...long lost brothers or something..
by E-I-E-I-O July 11, 2008
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The country that occupied Korea for 35 years. They tried to take over the country and make it into Japan. They mistreated the Koreans, stole the Korean culture including foods, traditions, customs, and many other. Japan copied many things off of Korea and China and they're not their own. Sushi was originally a Korean food if you go way back. It's really sad that Japan is known as the "sushi country" when Koreans are the ones who actually created sushi. Japan is a fucked up country, not trying to be rude, but they did so many horrible things in the world. Now, they're trying to take Dokdo, a Korean island, because it has good resources. Losers. I'm not saying Japanese people are bad, but the government? or what do you call it? The people planning these horrible things. All Asian countries around them hate Japan. Their electronics suck. The designs being so ugly. Japanese girls are scary with all the plastic surgery and they're crazy about facial stuff and making their eyes big with these stuff. They go crazy over "cute stuff" like Hello Kitty which isn't cute at all. They make my head hurt.
Oh no! Japan is eating hamburgers! :O
by jennyanderson August 16, 2009
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Ja·pan (je-pan' (noun)) 1. Basically a land of nightmares and tainted souls. 2. Like Australia mixed with Dante's Hell.
"Let's go to Japan this summer!"

"Fuck that! That place is crazy!"
by theboiwonder June 18, 2009
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A country where a lot of the best video games, tv shows, and technology come from. Many things from Japan either never got translated or were deemed "inappropriate"(cough, bullsh*t, cough). Take yugioh for instance, there was a season 0 considered too violent for children.( WHY NOT JUST AIR IT ON AT NIGHT?.) Graphic novels, or manga and anime also had to be edited before getting here.
1: Hey dude, you know a lot of anime and manga that came from Japan had to be edited before gettin' here?
2: Japan makes some of the best things and we get the edited crap? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, bullsh*t.
by KChrisSsSs August 8, 2007
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