Janus

What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation

Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus

by legs almighty February 23, 2019

Janus

A women who always has to be in charge and no matter what. If she's pissy, stay away!!!!! Don't go near her. DANGER DANGER RED LIGHT!!!

A group of frightened girl scouts, screammed and ran from Janus

by Annie Oakley May 16, 2008

Janus

Someone who is two-faced. A real piece of shit who will benifit off others then throw everyone else under the bus.

Someone who tells you they are trying to benifit you while actively screwing you over.

Wow, Mark really pulled some janus shit by donating sand to the children's park and then putting broken glass in it .

by Brosiph July 22, 2018

janu

Hindi/Urdu for sweetheart, darling, beloved, etc.

What's up, janu?

by HowardRoarkRules November 3, 2011

janus

Janus- A term used to to replace somones name in place of calling them a "Jerk" or an "anus"

Derek: Dude that guys girlfriend so wants me
Zack: Whatever Janus

by zack john May 22, 2007

janu

A coffee...large weak latte, 1 sugar and a shot of caramel

I'll have a Janu please...make that a skinny janu, 2 sugars

by CoffeeLover August 20, 2005

janus

janus is this type of person that promises something, yet never actually fulfills them. he would also constantly bet in areas (despite knowing he is not strong in that area) with money & he also borrows money constantly, almost never returning the amount in time.

.. : "oh yeah! i think someone owes me money from 2 months ago but i can't really remember who.."
.. : i bet $5 it's janus.

by cremapie August 25, 2021