January 24

National punch someone in the face day

Guy: Hey it’s january 24 you know what that means.

Girl: I get to punch an asshole in the face today

by I went 2 shs instead of modify October 14, 2019

January 24

January 24 is the day you'll meet your special someone, you won't realize how lucky you got to meet this person or how important this person will be to you at first. They will be the most important person in your life, the one who brightens you're day the way no one else can. Their special so please take care of them you got lucky :)

He’s amazing I can’t believe I met him on January 24! what are the odds?

by Toes are to cool for you October 20, 2019

January 24

National ask ur crush out day

Its January 24 just do it wimp

by Tallboi6969 January 23, 2022

January 24

Give a nuggie to your short friend day!

Andrew- Hey Steve!
Steve- Hi Andrew
Andrew- What’s today’s date?
Steve-January 24–ahhhhh owwww

by Mr Daddy to you January 24, 2020

January 24

The day when the most prettiest girl was born.

Hey Kaitlyn, were you born on January 24th?
because you’re the prettiest girl ever!

by zooweemomma April 4, 2022

January 24

Kiss your crush/bf/gf day! .

You: Today is January 24! kiss your crush/bf/gf!
Crush/bf/gf: alright kiss me.

by Justthislolabunny January 21, 2022

January 24

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 24
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019