Noun; Oddly resembling Snooki (if she had a pretty face and/or any redeeming qualities, seriously what does America see in Snooki?), Janell is the most beautiful girl alive. Though the aforementioned Snooki resemblance can be misleading, the resemblance is only one seen from a distance. A Janell also possesses inner beauty to a great extent, though this is often hard to see given her awesome rockin titties and an ass fit for a porno star. Sorry its getting graphic.
Bitch 1: Wow Nick is hella lucky to have Janell, she is so pretty and nice, and he looks like a Nazi propaganda drawing of a Jew.
Susie: Yeah, she'd look good in anything, but he'd only look good in a cattle car. Did I say that out loud? Oh and don't say hella you stupid bitch.