a beautiful, magnificent girl that everyone is jealous of and underestimate her a lot specially teachers and ugly girls who think they're pretty. if she was pisces she will be the best and most pretty girl you will ever see. everyone loves her and wants to be her but doesn't show it. she is beautiful from in and out. she never curses. she is always loyal and friendly.
by Real Definitions of Names November 9, 2020
A female with 2 peni both 19 inches in length formed by gan green , lost air flow in vagina so 2 peni formed, no personality no testis no tits completely flat
Your such a Jana because you have 2 peni
by Ped0 man February 7, 2019
Jana is a beautiful girl. She seems very shy but once you get to know her, she's actually very freaky, funny, and weird! She is very full of herself and makes a big deal out of boys liking her. She always wants boys' attention.
Friend: Hey, I heard Shrek likes you!
Jana to her bestfriend: OMG SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT SHREK LIKES ME WTF WTF WTF
Also Jana: *talks about that non stop*
Jana to her bestfriend: OMG SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT SHREK LIKES ME WTF WTF WTF
Also Jana: *talks about that non stop*
by shrekisdaddylol November 2, 2019
The best person in the entire universe who is quiet, except when it comes to being a FANGIRL for BTS. Jana has 66 kids, all in her grade and loves JIMIN from BTS.
by JanJanBanana November 13, 2018
Fire-spitting dragon.
May also stalk you if you don't do what she wants.
Likes to tape-record YOUR life.
Consult your doctor before consuming.
Beware, dizziness is one of the side-effects.
May also stalk you if you don't do what she wants.
Likes to tape-record YOUR life.
Consult your doctor before consuming.
Beware, dizziness is one of the side-effects.
My car was just Jana'ed.
Stop Jana'ing me!
Oh man, you should totally check with your doctor before taking that Jana.
Stop Jana'ing me!
Oh man, you should totally check with your doctor before taking that Jana.
by Not Jana December 14, 2013
Jana has long beautiful legs blond hair and juicy big lips and has a crazy laugh. Jana is like a grandma/mother but is still beautiful.
by poopymommy January 25, 2022
Jana is ever so happy that she sucks the happiness when around other yet when walking through fields it becomes spring and flowers grow n shit, however she is an epic lameass that has mastered the lameass art.
by BrowniesJana August 18, 2011