A name short for “Janice” or “Janet” that most women who are now in their 60’s or 70’s have now. One of those names that should’ve stayed in the 70’s.
by bluehundred June 12, 2020
A spin-off of the "Karen" phenomenon of inverted-bob and 'may I speak to the manager' fame.
See: Karen's younger sister. Jan is an unironically quintessential "internet person" who posts things like "stealing" and "please don't judge" and "be gentle, it's my first time posting" (usually in reference to a museum quality original art work, or magazine-worthy DIY piece) as an attention-getting mechanism in the darkest corners of internet land.
See: Karen's younger sister. Jan is an unironically quintessential "internet person" who posts things like "stealing" and "please don't judge" and "be gentle, it's my first time posting" (usually in reference to a museum quality original art work, or magazine-worthy DIY piece) as an attention-getting mechanism in the darkest corners of internet land.
Ok Jan, your museum quality sketch, Unicorn Blood on Dried Placenta Film, is NOT your first piece of art. You're an art school dropout looking for attention on an internet thread, look at your life, look at your choices.
by MKTeo July 14, 2020
Jan Jan is twice tha Jan, the name comes from the latin word Jan, or Janyudigitnoyoucantdigit for short, it means "in the presence of an angel", some historians suggests the name Jan has originated to the most magical, beautiful, graceful royal bloods of the Macedonian area.
by SaladNinja January 24, 2017
1.To take food, clothes, electronics,virgninty Etc from a store/person and succesfully not getting caught in a stealth like manner.
2. Jans- Jacking all nicca swag.
2. Jans- Jacking all nicca swag.
1. Me and my crew just Jansd 100$ worth of stuff !
2. Imma Jans my friend some swag for his birthday.
3. Ricco- Yo where should i hide the earphones that I Jansd? The applle security is comming!
DR- Put it in my Jansport Bag and dip!
4. I just had to Jans your sisters cherry in bed last night.
2. Imma Jans my friend some swag for his birthday.
3. Ricco- Yo where should i hide the earphones that I Jansd? The applle security is comming!
DR- Put it in my Jansport Bag and dip!
4. I just had to Jans your sisters cherry in bed last night.
by OGJANS August 10, 2010
jan is the name people refer to the chernobyl disaster. It is very dangerous and radioactive. WARNING:
VERY CONTAGIOUS
VERY CONTAGIOUS
by ROBERT 69420 October 22, 2019
This Anonymous User was Janning to finish this Word Definition!
Jacob was Janning his way into coding his Game!
Oh, don’t be Jannin’ It. We need to finish this properly!
Jacob was Janning his way into coding his Game!
Oh, don’t be Jannin’ It. We need to finish this properly!
by Ortherner September 15, 2020
Abbreviation for the JERK AND NAP, a classic case of male staining. All men are familiar with it (even if they lie about it).
The jerk and nap refers to the repeated cycle of masterbation and rest that men occasionally go through. It is the reason your man is late to dinner or your recital, hasn't done the dishes, and not in the mood for sex.
The jerk and nap refers to the repeated cycle of masterbation and rest that men occasionally go through. It is the reason your man is late to dinner or your recital, hasn't done the dishes, and not in the mood for sex.
Daniel: yo, where's nick? He's gonna miss the wedding.
John: what do you think, Daniel?
Daniel: goddamn you're right, that sloppy bastard is probably doing the JAN as we speak.
John: what do you think, Daniel?
Daniel: goddamn you're right, that sloppy bastard is probably doing the JAN as we speak.
by D.ArhV5 September 15, 2019