a. An amazing guy who's best friend happens to be a girl who's hopelessly in love with him.

b. Jamie and the aforementioned best friend are going to get married, according to 95% of the high school population.
a. My Lord, she's been in love with Jamie for years!

b. You know Jamie's going to marry her someday.
by xBabyItsFact. May 01, 2009
A flat face bitch that will easily get on your nerves. The resort of getting away from her is leaving the country and making no contact with her.
Guy 1: "Hey Dude see that girl over there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah don't talk to her, she's a Jamie."
by rj blackburger June 10, 2013
a out of control, retard. who enjoys singing way to much even tho it is her worst quality. but still loveable in every way :)
god that girl wont shut up ! must be a jamie !
by most awesome. October 14, 2010
A person who is beyond stupid, dumb, retarded and fucked up.
Guy 1: Wow, you're a fucking dumb SOB
Guy 2: Ya, you're really fucking stupid, you POS
Guy 3: Hey, wtf man!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up you pussy, you remind me of JAMIE.
Guy 2: oooooooooooooooh SHIT DAWG
Guy 3: oh fuck, shit, SHIT NO WAY YOU DIDN'T CALL ME THAT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. YOU GUYS ARE SEVERE ASSHOLES.
Guy 1: STFU AND FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Guy2: HE'S A JAMIE HAHAH YOU SUCK ANUS!!!
Guy 3: *Immediately shotguns a six pack, pisses his pants, passes out- wakes up buys a 24, chugs it all in 4 hours, pisses himself again, passes out- pisses himself again, wakes up says he got laid.
by Jamie SUX anus May 31, 2012
A person who is mentally challenged and has a funny hair cut. He is the guy with huge "man cans" and fortunatly for him can pretend to b a chick so he can hav guys hand over his "cans".
< Jamie dressed up in a dress>
Guy: do u want to go in the other room?
Jamie: yeah of course want to touch my...
by Huzzlpuff October 03, 2010
A person who is very jealous of others. Likes to be the center of attention at all times, and if not, throws temper tantrums and leaves the scene. Likes to pretend to be a caring individual, so watch out, you may not see through the desquise of a Jamie.
Sarah: Did you go to Sams party last night?

Jane: No, why?

Sarah: You should have seen how this girl acted, Sam was so busy trying to entertain his guest and because he didn't give her ALL of his attention she stormed out of the room and then left! She is such a Jamie!
by noturfool February 15, 2010
1) Has the biggest moobs ever
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god
1) Look at the Jamies on that bad-boy
2) Look at that Fittie!
Hes such a Jamie!!
by JamieLover111 July 19, 2010
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