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Jamessurance 

(pronounced Jame-assurance) A personal guarantee that Jameson Irish Whiskey will be available, poured, and enjoyed during a particular time or event; typically used as encouragement to gain one's attendance at said time or event.
Brian: Are you coming out afterwards?

Lisa: Meh. Not sure.

Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.

Lisa: Say no more.
Jamessurance by arceebee March 26, 2017
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Jamesway 

Usually from NYC, only listens to 69, jamesway most likely will be 42+ years old but in rare cases some have been infected as young as 12. Jamesway is usually into sexual encounters with men saying it’s the only way all day. A lot of electricians and rappers are jamesway also.
“JAMESWAY!!”

Look at him doing it jamesway
Jamesway by Extremeist November 30, 2018

jamescut_ 

one sexy ass mf with good music taste and a positive attitude, who also is addicted to caffeine and talking about james hetfield.
damn, you’re one jamescut_ mf.”

“who?”
jamescut_ by e.auss November 16, 2021

Jamesburg,New Jersey 

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

Jamesburg,New Jersey 

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

JamesWong 

James=(n.) j3ameZ 1. Becoming a SY, which is to rub dick every second and DDR none stop till death 2.Getting hairs up da asshole, usually godlish curly, and has dendrites which make da shit look like a role cake wid white sprinkles 3. None stop thinking about sex, usually masterbates in any local transportation for hornyness, always hangs around with SY, and prefers to get raped in the subways.
He was Jamesing during class and resulted in sperm all over his pants.

That boy was Jamesing everday and later died of too much jacking off.
JamesWong by Sang Young October 15, 2004

jamescurranism

Loving james curran from texas
jenny has a case of jamescurranism