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A convicted midget sex offender, currently working for the florida ranger services preventing bears from stealing picnic baskets.
Jameskirk really enjoyed that one legged midget stripper..
by AEAdmiralKirk April 13, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A reference to a supreme airsoft player that will own anyone. He is a Genius.
When you are refered to as a Kirk or Cap'n you are reciving the best compliment ever.
You shot him in the eye way to be Kirk.
You passed with a A++ wtf Kirk.
Damn Kirk your mad fly.
Shit Cap'n you aced that homobutt in Airsoft today.
by I <3 you! November 10, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Completely up himself. Thinks loads of people liek him. Fancies helena, but she really hates him. Knifes stuff, stares at people he likes, can be considered creepy.
'Whos that whos staring at you from 3 inches?' - Oh thats Kirk
by Person 1 April 30, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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