A jamesathan is a John krasinski look alike who feeds off quantum physics and ghost shows. His natural habitat is found in Detroit and he refuses to accept the existence of certain places such as France. Jamesathans have a bad perception of height and might mistake you for short when you are actually freakishly tall. They have impeccable taste in music, but inexplicably boycott the most important film of our generation. You might find him camping, robots-ing, or sciencing, but more likely than not you will find him watching ghost shows.
Person: hey look jamesathan is not watching ghost shows
Other person: you must be seeing things that cant be him
Other person: you must be seeing things that cant be him
by Hnnnnh February 21, 2019