Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!
How good is Maynard in that Tool song?
by Natalie December 9, 2003
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Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.
maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
by hail-rock March 21, 2006
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vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.
not needed
by joe April 2, 2004
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The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.
Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997
by Roderick Thomas December 27, 2007
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Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.
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the light of this generation, a fellow human who has the balls to be himself thru art.
ummm,have u been to a show?
by Melissa H. March 11, 2004
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