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A boy who is confused dates many girls likes the one with the biggest boobs but is really nice and straight up. He Has A Interesting Cousin and sucks at religion and texts to much
" Whoa Why Are You Dating Her Jamcoby She Has Pimples On her Breast"
Jamcoby by Candylemonzapper January 14, 2009
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jacoby ellsbury 

kickass centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox, who after making his debut during the 2007 season, is likely to become the starting centerfielder of the 2008 Red Sox over Coco Crisp, and continue on the road to stardom.
Fly ball to centerfield, Ellsbury is chasing after it, way back, deep, on the track... OUT. ELLSBURY CAUGHT IT. JACOBY ELLSBURY WITH THE DIVING GRAB. Fucking Awesome!
jacoby ellsbury by Red Sox > You November 6, 2007
JACOBY

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

JACOBY by fuah666 February 28, 2009

jacoby ellsbury 

1. The hottest man in the MLB
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox
3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.
1. Oh my god, have you seen Jacoby? hes soo hot!

2. Wow, did you see that diving catch Jacoby Ellsbury made yesterday?

4. Looks like the Red Sox will take Rookie of the Year two years straight. Dustin in 2007 and Jacoby in '08.
jacoby ellsbury by MJ-S December 24, 2007

Rotten Jacoby 

the act of jerking off in your friend's Red Sox cap and then putting it on his head when he is passed out.
Tommy passed out too early last night and woke up with a rotten jacoby.
Rotten Jacoby by Professor BJB June 11, 2009
A spinning 360 backflip layout cork 900 into a spinning fury slipping a cock into your mom
Shut up Chad I Jacoby'ed you mom!
Jacoby by Jacobymomslayer6000 November 11, 2020

Jacoby Shaddix 

1.)Lead singer in Papa Roach
3.)April's other bitch
1.)Jacoby Shaddix has a helluva voice.
2.)Some bitch touched Jacoby Shaddix and April beat her with her stick of death.
Jacoby Shaddix by April December 22, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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