Jalfrezi

A racial slur for a handicapped, peg-legged, aggressive Indian boy.

Look at that Jalfrezi over there, he is trying to spell his name.

by Jalfrezi February 2, 2011

Jalfrezi

The Leicester slang for the situation where you clean or decorate a floor (with tiling or other) and manage to do so in a way that you're left in a single dirty corner.

not to be confused with the Jalfreze, a large cumbersome canine of the scottish moors.

I.E
upon cleaning a kitchen floor, to be left at the side with a small pile of crap
"can't believe i didn't notice i was doing a Jalfrezi"

by Kieren Scott June 12, 2008

Chicken Jalfrezi

Crazy. (in rhyming slang - made up by me, not an original Cockney one!)

Wow that party was totally Chicken Jalfrezi!

by FraggleLocks March 25, 2010

Jalfrezi Willy

When you run out of lube and after frantically searching through the kitchen for an alternative you resort to sticking you're schlong in the nearest jar of two year old jalfrezi

I mingle in chilli, and lick jalfrezi willy,
My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully

by DJbigknob June 16, 2015