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Someone who thinks that Jalapeno's are the hottest form of chili pepper, and says so frequently.
Stew: "These jalapeno's are the hottest peppers EVAR!"

Chad: Dude, you are such a jalapendejo! Everyone knows the hottest pepper is the Bhut Jolokia!
by Merrrrrrrp July 09, 2012