by Captain Garett May 17, 2014
(When Juan tells Mario he was fucking Mario's girlfriend that previous night)
I was jalapeño bitch last night.
I was jalapeño bitch last night.
by Jalapeño Bitch April 21, 2016
The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat
by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016
When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone
by Mistamoos3 February 27, 2019
Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.
Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!
by Hexicon September 27, 2006
When you bring a spicy, sexy, hot siñorita home and she pegs you so hard your booty burns hotter than California in the midst of a fiery summer drought.
by StarryeyedDemon November 12, 2018
Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
by Blingoop January 8, 2022