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Jalabated 

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.
Jalabated by Murenhausen March 20, 2009
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This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!
“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”
Jabated by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021
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To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged
After my accident, my car was jabated
Jabated by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018

Javanated 

After your first cup of coffee. You're Javanated
I just woke up and I need to get javanated
Javanated by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021