A jakey is a boy that usuay goes for petite women, jakeys are also very much known to flex their valuables such as their airpods
Heck I just dropped my airpod, oh well guess I'll just buy a new pair
You're such a jakey
by AlphaShoulders August 4, 2019
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A man who’s a fierce dog probs 8”6 but is annoying and yeh
Jakey is wierd af.
by Alandog53 November 2, 2020
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; a golden barrel of a dog. Half corgi, half lab. Similar in looks to a seal. Very loyal and happy. Does not move very fast!
Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.
by megaminty December 6, 2022
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