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A Jakeum is morsel of candy likened to marshmallow peeps, except these are in the shape of the mythical creature the world knows as Jake. A short, stocky, boy shape, with a disgruntled expression painted on the face, and a black spot on the top of its head to represent "Jake's" awkward haircut.

A mere squeezing of the Jakeum’s round belly results in a loud, high-pitched squeak of desperation.

The main feature that distinguishes a Jakeum from a peep is that rather then being coated in sugar, this marshmallow treat is coated in salt.
"I bought my girlfriend a box of Jakeums for Valentines Day, and she went into hypertensive crisis and stroked out after eating three of them."

Jakeum by Korey11 March 4, 2009
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How Much I miss Jade, I Love Her To Bits And Wouldn't Have Her Any Other Way.

Don't Stop Belivin' xxx
Has missed jade like... so much it's not even got a word yet, as such i name it, Jadeums xx <3
Jadeums by RomanticFool December 30, 2009
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Jakeymated 

Jakeymated is a word that is past tense that means dead, or not alive.
I just jakeymated my pc
Jakeymated by Bob the bobber March 8, 2022
A visionary. A Leader. One who loves to see the ones around him succeed sometimes more then himself. A person that everybody loves and has a huge heart for those around him. He is focused on the BIGGER picture and sometimes sacrifices the timely hangouts for advancing his future and the others around him.
that is jakeem for you.
Jakeem by the visionary07 December 4, 2010
to go jack off in a corner and cum
He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.
jakum by aknub February 5, 2008

JAKEUPOO 

When 2 people eat shit from each other chests using a violin and touching their grandparents with pissy balloons
Peter did a JAKEUPOO with his dead cancerous dog
JAKEUPOO by Pedophile mason July 28, 2019

jakemelin 

a absolute donny that likes kids
girl: who likes kids
other girl: JAKEMELIN
jakemelin by uhh swoosh January 19, 2022