Jakepaulerosis 

A disease which was caused by a cancerous male named Jake Paul. It usually infects children under 13 and there is no cure. If you have been infected, please visit a doctor. The side effects include:

•Dabbing
•Jake Paul obsession
•Attraction to Jake Paul merch

*Approved by the McSupremer

Doctor: It seems like you have been infected with Jakepaulerosis.
Boy: How bad is it?
Doctor: Very bad...

Jakepaulerosis by McSupreme December 17, 2017