The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.
Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
by Deoweeni March 25, 2015