A lower dauphin middle school student that is very quiet but out of school is the life of the party. He takes shit from no one outta school. There have been reports of people hanging in trees holding on for dear life. He is a genius in school. He gets straight A's constantly. In his free time he acts like a giraffe and eats grass. That's how he's so skinny.
jake neithercoat was putting kids in that tree over there.
by Bigdaddyjakeypoo May 1, 2019
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