Jake Gllyenhaal 

Only the most hottest guy in the world.

EVER.

Stacey: OMG. It's Jake Gllyenhaal! :O
Me: OMG :O he is the hottest guy in the world!

Jake Gllyenhaal by :):):):):):):):):):D December 28, 2010

jake gyllenhaal 

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal 

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.

Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021

jake gyllenhaal 

the most idiotic smelly pig who needs to give taylor swift her scarf back

jake gyllenhaal gets older but his girlfriends stay 4 times younger than him

jake gyllenhaal by urmom28 November 17, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal 

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

Jake Gyllenhaal by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

jake gyllenhaal 

Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

jake gyllenhaal by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

Jake Gyllenhaal 

A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.

Jake Gyllenhaal by someone you dont know June 12, 2014