Jake C

This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.

Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more

by Crystal-R June 13, 2020

jake heptworth

Scrublord

Jake heptworth is a scrublord

by oli is boust 69 March 9, 2015

Jake Pauler of the Century

Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.

Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.

by BungusBoi June 16, 2021

Jake Girl

A girl who doesn’t ask many questions.

That girl is a doctor. Oh she is definitely not a Jake Girl.

by Jessetheboy April 7, 2022

Jake Crepezzi

He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is

Jake Crepezzi is not bisexual and hates brooke Christian

by Jake Crepezzi September 30, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

jake spicer

a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time

"Aww ehsay lad, do you got any money?"
"Go away Jake Spicer, you are gay"

by Unicornilieus_69 September 16, 2015