Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.

Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.

by Racon Earbuds June 6, 2020

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by JackStarredxX October 30, 2023

Jake and Josh

What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”

Have you seen jake and Josh lately

by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019

Jaked up

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.

Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.

by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022

Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature

"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"

by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023

Jake Wood

average

Jake Wood

by nottherealclashofficial May 2, 2022

Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.

Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.

by ARVEDA March 26, 2018