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In short, a man named jahnpaul is simply that guy. An average fool exept for a goofy ahh name tbh. A man you can trust unless he challenges you to a game, hes either really bad, or hes Faze clan. A neighborhood gang member stated the following about Jahnpaul: "On my mamma, he just that one fool you find in a seven eleven parking lot shooting up heroin". If there is a Jahnpaul in your life, make sure he doesnt become addicted to crack.

Jahnpaul just hit that pack.

Jahnpaul just stole yo fucking girl.

jahnpaul by BlackSnow115 October 21, 2022

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janpaul

Hilarious, full of charisma. you have to love him, boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with. Shows that he has feelings for you, in a romantic way. Funny, attractive, honest, all a girl would want.
josephine: OMG Its JanPaul! We Love you!!

This person has very big penis and all the woman think of him and want him.

This person makes woman wet.
I am so jealous of Janpaul.

JanPaul is a great lover.

janpaul by Liam relix March 14, 2017

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Johnpaul

The best dude you will ever meet. Always awesome with the greatest jokes. All the girls adore him and secretly have a curls on him. All the guys want to be friends with him. Brooding and quiet when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, he's funny, talented, and hot.

Girl: Johnpaul is so hot!
Other girl: I know right? Would smash 10 out of 10.

Guy: Bro, have you met Johnpaul? He's the best, man!
Other guy: Isn't he that quiet one in band?
First guy: Nah, he's chill.

Johnpaul by disbitchh October 30, 2018

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Jaanpaul

A strong heroic feminist that gets ran by his 05 brother

Jaanpaul can’t play cuz his brother is playing gayshin

Jaanpaul by Jonpal August 18, 2021

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My friend johnpaul

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

My friend johnpaul by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

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Johnpaul Burgueno

Another word for idiot.

Johnpaul Burgueno is an idiotic excuse for a person.

Johnpaul Burgueno by njohnson16 June 15, 2014

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Johnpaulgaines

A stinky ham house who likes eggs and sucks egg plants.

Ryan: Fortnite?
John Paul: Nah fam, I’m eating ma eggs and egg plants.

Johnpaulgaines = Name of poopy friend

Eggs = Food

Johnpaulgaines by Johnpaulgaines November 8, 2020

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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