janesse

Janesse is a cute, funny, sarcastic, playful girl. A great, loving, and caring girlfriend and is the best to be around.

Damnnnn not Janesse.

janesse by ItsThatttKid April 18, 2018

Jahmssen

To be considered a homosexual who likes burritos. usually a Jahmssen is very tiny and has curly hair in order to better soak up burrito sauce.

what is that annoying thing that emptied out the taco time so i cant buy any mexican goods? "oh, that? thats just a jahmssen"

Jahmssen by revel12345 November 26, 2010

Jaheseus

An odd way of saying Jesus, used by Tom Waits in the song Filipino Box Spring Hog. It has few practical conversational uses, but it is an interesting word.

An excerpt from Filipino Box Spring Hog-
From the album Mule Variations-
Tom Waits-

"Jaheseus Christ I can always
Make room, when they're
Cookin' up a filipino box spring hog"

Jaheseus by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Jamessexual 

Physical attraction to James. Ok to have sexual intercouse without saying “no homo”

Look. I’m a straight man, but I’m pretty Jamessexual

Jamessexual by JamesTheSexyBeast December 22, 2018

Jakesse 

Jakesse is a person who love his family and friends and really a funny person and cool person

Jakesse is very cool

Jakesse by Jakesse December 29, 2017

jhesser 

The prettiest and funniest dude ever. he’s obsessed with skating and playboi carti, his favorite colors are red and purple and he’s 5’2 with some attitude 😩😩 he has pretty hands and pretty eyes and his dimples are the cutest thing in the entire world. if u know a jhesser then ur one lucky mf.

“dude, do you know jhesser?”

“yeah! he’s the coolest ever!”

jhesser by anonymous November 21, 2021

jhessenia 

There are many yesenia/jesenia variations, but this one is a fucking tragedy because some parent thought it’d be quirky to spell it that way. The silent “H” stands for Horny because that’s what she is 24/7. She radiates good humor and charisma, but is also bitchy and downright depressing. She carries both extremes, the best (or worst) of both worlds. Jhessenia can be very supportive and likes to be sort of a therapist to her friends and acquaintances, even when she is in dire need of one herself. Overall, she is down to earth and fun to be around.

“Hey do you know Jhessenia?”
“Yeah, I do.”

jhessenia by sensitive jellybean November 21, 2021