"OK so you're a jagoff. Basically, you're a jagoff."
by Sig40 January 25, 2010
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Stupid respelling/misspelling of jack off.

Noun-A lazy person. Ex-Joe would rather be a jack off and mooch off of his friends and family, than get a job.

Noun 2-Jerk, asshole, creep, loser, etc...
Ex-Alissa was a total jack off after she had a few drinks in her.

Verb-lazing; doing nothing of import. Ex: I opted to jack off, rather than do my laundry on my day off.
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A term referring to the time CBS stopped airing their television series JAG.
"I've been really jonesin' for some Catherine Bell ever since the jagoff."
by DarthBuckets December 1, 2005
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A regional, childhood, Hawaiian slang for masturbation.
Whoa brah! What took so long? You was jagging off in da bathroom?
That guy, goin' home aftah school and goin go jagoff I bet.
by evilizac January 8, 2010
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Northern term meaning fucking asshole.

ie; Deralict, mean, or ugly
I was late for work and got fired. The manager is a serios Jagoff man.

Dude, you look like a Jagoff in nem pantz en at.
by Jo Nutz August 20, 2003
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"JagOff" is my favorite Zebrahead song, along with "Playmate of the Year", "I'm Money", "Rescue Me", "Subtract You", and "Into You".
by Karen Stickney October 29, 2006
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A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.
I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
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