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Jagnog is a mixture of eggnog and jager pronounced yag - nog. It makes for a great seasonal beverge with a Amazing taste and a high enough alcohol content to get you dickered perfect at Christmas parties but drinkable year round. It is simple to make you just combine the following ingredients in a blender:
One cup of milk.
Two cups of sugar.
A dash of nutmeg.
A dash of cinnamon.
One raw egg.
Add at least two shots of jager then strengthen to your taste. Be careful of how much cinnamon and nutmeg you add or it will not taste good. (Or use store bought eggnog) Continue to drink until you blackout then repeat.
Nicholas was getting drunk on Christmas Eve but he wanted to show some class and be festive to death so he brought a thermos of ice cold jagnog to the party.
Jagnog by JDansy January 1, 2012
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I wanna be friends with Jagnoor because lit
Jagnoor by amsasux May 21, 2018
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Jagnoor are very kind and very gentle persons. They are the best one to build trust on but at the same time they are like evils if someone hurts them and they just destroy them brutally. They are shy and do not share things easily. The origin of the word is Light of the world so that's why they are charming. Hurting them is a sin for everyone.
The definition of a perfect person is Jagnoor.
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