Jagerfile

a term used to stop the divulging of embarrassing details from the night (or nights) before, when one was blackout drunk and out of control. Made in reference to the way that Jagermeister can cause one to black out, similarly saying that the Jagerfile blackens out the memory of the previous evening(s)

Guy 1: Dude, you were wasted last night. You totally...

Guy 2: Jagerfile.

Guy 1: Aww... Fine, never mind.

Jagerfile by avenged187 May 28, 2012

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Jagerfail

A fail achieved whilst intoxicated on Jagermeister

He was dancing last night.. Jagerfail

Jagerfail by MrE84 July 24, 2009

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jagerfail

when you have too many jagers the night before and it causes a feeling of general apathy often accompanied by several very pungent doses of the shits.

Dude sorry I am late for breakfast, had a bad case of jagerfail this morning after all those free bombs last night.

jagerfail by reckless-abandon September 16, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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