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A small eskimo woman, who likes to rub noses with lamp posts.

Avoid at all costs.

(Owns scary implements of pleasure.)
Quick, run, it's a motherfucking Jaff!
by Anti Jaff Soceity December 12, 2003
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A girl who is a really dirty bitch!
Jaff :o
by Leeanne September 16, 2003
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A jaff is a person who has more or bigger vibrators than you, usually causing you great upset.
Im so jealous of her because shes a jaff
by Leeanne October 27, 2003
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Someone who is so British that they would gladly change their name to a piece of British confectionary. It can also be used when a person interrupts a conversation with something that doesn't relate to the original conversation. The American version is a twink
Oh god here comes that jaff. Do you really have to jaff on us again?
by CoolicedT July 04, 2017
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