Jade Day

A national holiday celebrated throughout the world where people tend to throw around cheese. A big cheese blimp fills the air and everyone jumps up and down in excitement. Many people even pee their pants. Especially if they have bladder problems.

Lets go celebrate Jade Day!

Oh.....I have a bladder problem so that might not be a good idea. :(

Jade Day by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

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National Jade Day

A day celebrated on June 16th each year for your loved one that provides for and loves your child as if they were their own; but can't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Happy national Jade day you deserve it babe you do so much for us.

National Jade Day by Rosenell June 15, 2016

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get your friend called jade a gift day

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift

you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh

get your friend called jade a gift day by kayyykayy May 13, 2021

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Bring Jade a snack day

on April 29th, we all bring Jade a snack. Just because.

Bring Jade a Snack day is today!

Bring Jade a snack day by Biggie_Smalls6969420 April 29, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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