A Jacoby is a overweight piece of shit who has a penis that’s so small it practically can be counted as a vagina.Jacoby is a word typically used to describe someone with a small and chose like penis.Jacoby’s typically have a affection towards guys typically white.If you encounter a Jacoby make sure you stay far away they like grinding in men and sucking cock like a pencil sharpener.
by Chargerport June 14, 2018
An absolutly beautiful girl who loves to read twilight. she will someday marry edward cullen. she is very social and makes to many thats what she said jokes. she has a dirty mind but we love her.
by urbandictionaryyyyy February 4, 2010
kickass centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox, who after making his debut during the 2007 season, is likely to become the starting centerfielder of the 2008 Red Sox over Coco Crisp, and continue on the road to stardom.
Fly ball to centerfield, Ellsbury is chasing after it, way back, deep, on the track... OUT. ELLSBURY CAUGHT IT. JACOBY ELLSBURY WITH THE DIVING GRAB. Fucking Awesome!
by Red Sox > You October 21, 2007
1. The hottest man in the MLB
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox
3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox
3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.
1. Oh my god, have you seen Jacoby? hes soo hot!
2. Wow, did you see that diving catch Jacoby Ellsbury made yesterday?
4. Looks like the Red Sox will take Rookie of the Year two years straight. Dustin in 2007 and Jacoby in '08.
2. Wow, did you see that diving catch Jacoby Ellsbury made yesterday?
4. Looks like the Red Sox will take Rookie of the Year two years straight. Dustin in 2007 and Jacoby in '08.
by MJ-S November 23, 2007
the act of jerking off in your friend's Red Sox cap and then putting it on his head when he is passed out.
by Professor BJB June 12, 2009
1.)Jacoby Shaddix has a helluva voice.
2.)Some bitch touched Jacoby Shaddix and April beat her with her stick of death.
2.)Some bitch touched Jacoby Shaddix and April beat her with her stick of death.
by April December 22, 2004
by JJmob October 12, 2016