jacob robertson 

Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test

Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life

jacob robertson by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020

jacob robertson 

Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair

person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey

jacob robertson by the_realhjitcookie November 9, 2021

Cole Jacob Berry Roberts 

Master Cole J.B Roberts, is a young actor from Manchester. His current agent is Ology Kids Casting and he has featured roles as Oliver Twist in the performance of Oliver at The Stockport Plaza produced by Romiley Operatic Society. Cole has also took on roles as an extra in the British soap Coronation Street. But his main acting job which has been the highlight of his youth acting carrier would be his featured role in Scott and Bailey in 2018 where his performance won him 3 Nodas (National Operatic And Dramatic Association). And last of all Cole J.B Roberts’s current net worth stands at around £13,000.

I met Cole Jacob Berry Roberts

Cole Jacob Berry Roberts by young.actors124 June 9, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012