2 definitions by the_realhjitcookie
Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair
person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
by the_realhjitcookie November 9, 2021
adam is the hottest person ever. he's so hot the sun is afraid of him, he and Mikayla/Tessa should date, his dick is 20 inches long, he pulls all the girls and plays Roblox all day, his favourite app is wink.
person 1: hey do you know adam tahir?
person 2: you mean the sexy big dick model who is dating Mikayla and Tessa?
person 1: yeah him
person 2: you mean the sexy big dick model who is dating Mikayla and Tessa?
person 1: yeah him
by the_realhjitcookie October 1, 2021