Funny Kung Fu star who broken many bones doing his own crazy stunts. Unknown to many, he is actually a womanizer that knocked up a few less famous celebrities. One of the if not the only Action Asian actor to ever kiss a white woman on Holly wood screen in "The spy next door". This is significant since in Holly Wood it is popular and a norm to portray Asian men as "noble savages" and sexually inadequate.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).