Funny Kung Fu star who broken many bones doing his own crazy stunts. Unknown to many, he is actually a womanizer that knocked up a few less famous celebrities. One of the if not the only Action Asian actor to ever kiss a white woman on Holly wood screen in "The spy next door". This is significant since in Holly Wood it is popular and a norm to portray Asian men as "noble savages" and sexually inadequate.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'