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"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."
by NiggerMauler23 March 20, 2022
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The only city that managed to replace a monorail with an even worse form of transit
"Oh, you're from Jacksonville? I hope you have a car because there's no way those pods are going to work"
by Trainzrule March 13, 2022
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When a male eats a tub of Play- Doh, squats over a females mouth, puts a Play- Doh spaghetti strainer over his butthole, and shits into the females mouth
Dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t stop telling me she was hungry, so I gave her some of my homemade Jacksonville Spaghetti.
by Under table rim jobs November 17, 2017
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To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej January 31, 2011
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A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.
by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014
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When you and a partner (both unvaccinated) fall ill with COVID-19, losing taste, and then proceed to ingest large quantities of laxatives and continuously eat each other’s asses.
When Davis lost his taste to COVID, he decided the Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt would fix his appetite.
by User42069314 August 14, 2021
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