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A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.
Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!
by unnatural england August 15, 2009

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