Jackittude

The combination of someones attitude and how "Jacked" that person is.
A person with large ammounts of Jackittude is usualy seen in a gym or at your moms house.
Not to be confused with "Jackitude" (One T).

Guy: Hulk Hogan had much more Jackittude in the 80s.
Guy 2: Agreed, that guy was fucking crazy!

Jackittude by Neo_417 October 12, 2009

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Jackitude

Where one of your mates or work collegues has a "Jack Bastard Attitude", or where they act like a jack bastard continuously with the same attitude towards you.

"cor blimey Dave has a bit of a jackitude today."

Jackitude by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

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Jackittude • Jackitude • janktitude

janktitude

Of or pertaining to a complete and utter mess, shambles, construct, mash-up, or fashion blunder. Completely jacked-up, in every sense, exuding the worst possible version of itself.

Uh, Francine, that science project has some serious janktitude. You're totally gonna get an F-.

janktitude by analogpursuits October 8, 2012

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Jackitude

A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.

Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.

You: Hey, what's up?
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?

Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.

Jackitude by IceMetalPunk February 26, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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