Skip to main content
a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.
"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."
jackaloon by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

sackclown 

1. (n) one who resides in their house for extended periods of time without having any contact with the outside world while doing this (a recluse). It is most commonly used to refer to someone who can manage his or hers daily life from the "sack", meaning lying on their asses in bed with little to no motivation to get up even for food because all of the chips and sunkist are within a few feet of the bed. It can also refer to a narcoleptic.
"Will: Whats up ya sackclown, come over!
Harry: Nah man, im too tired
sackclown by hillwouston February 15, 2012

jackplow 

Sexual position involving a man penetrating someone from behind on all fours while holding his own penis and stroking it. The stroking hand is between the man and his partner.
He really enjoyed jacking off inside of her doggy style - it was the best jackplow of his life!
jackplow by liusaidh February 9, 2013
To convincingly associate someone, visually or otherwise, with Michael Jackson or any other Jackson.
I totally jacksowned him by putting that Michael Jackson photo in his profile.
A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.
There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.
Jackaloon by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019

Jacktown 

The most often commonly used nickname for the city of Jackson, MS. The city of jackson still possesses what the city of atlanta no longer has,and that is the ability to mix small town hospitality with city life. The majority of people in the city were actually born their.Home to one of the best HBCU's Jackson State University. Jackson is definitely seperated by social classes and it is one of the few places in the u.s where living downtown is frowned upon. If you are wealthy you live in the adjoining suburbs. The inner city does have it's nice parts but they are only on the northside. 78% of the citizens are black and the rest are white, they may be another 3% missing in the equation of a race that does'nt matter. North Jackson is where most of the people that work for the city and the state live. The nicest neighborhoods are, Barrington Woods, Woodhaven, Natchez Trace Estates, Valley North, and neigborhoods adjoing to ridgewood rd. The hood areas of jackson are: Virden Addition,Washington Addition,Ghostown, Stadium Side, Presidential Hills, Shady Oaks,Georgetown, The Queens,Brown Bottom,The Sub,and The North Inn. if your family is well off and your kids go to public schools they go to Murrah High and they are in Apac recieving 5.0 gpa's,or they attend Calloway which consist of nothing but Snooty ass black kids that are all offspring of politicians, lawyers, doctors, and Entrepreneurs. The Suburbs are Clinton which is an annexation of west jackson(where trashy whites that can't do better and 3 asian people that do nails in the ghetto reside),Madison(This is where people who think they have reached the pinnacle of success live in homes that are'nt below 500,000 that they have built from the ground up live)Brandon(a fake madison but with racist whites),Ridgeland(better than madison but is seemingly losing its touch they have the best shopping not to mention the Reservoir where people ride their jet ski's into their backyard),Byram (annexation of south Jackson undercover ghetto), And Terry(it's like Madison with very ritzy homes and luxury vehicles sitting in the front yard and completely full of black people). Residents of this fine city are well known for their Crunk Night clubs, Shapely Women, Being die-hard southern Baptist, Southern hospitality , and their great cooking, because unlike Rap Artist Ludacris states in the song "georgia", Mississippi is the home of neckbones and collard greens. The residents of the city are much more progressive than people know when it comes to education, street smarts, and fashion. This is also the home of the ratchiest of the ratchet , people are straight hood bound in the project areas, last contrary to popular belief people in the city don't experience racism until they move to other cities. If you want to experience true southerners come to Jacktown
It's goin down in Jacktown tonight.
Jacktown by Chris Terrell January 3, 2009