Scrawny Jack
Scrawny Jack by ba21244 December 12, 2011
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Jackstrawed
A lethargic,lazy condition brought on by eating too much Jack Straw's Pizza. Often occurs in an office or classroom setting.
"John was found jackstrawed and snoring in his office after enjoying a large lunch at Jack Straw's Pizza in Wheaton Illinois."
Jackstrawed by Sam Hood March 30, 2008
Jackstrapolate
A portmanteau of “jack off” and “extrapolate.” The opposite of "jerkterpolate."
To imagine what an attractive younger woman will look like once she hits her prime, for purposes of masturbation.
To imagine what an attractive younger woman will look like once she hits her prime, for purposes of masturbation.
Me: “Yo, check out that chick over there.”
Him: “Yo, but she’s too young!”
Me: “Don’t worry! I jackstrapolated her age. I’m gonna whack off to what she’ll look like in a few years.”
Him: “Yo, but she’s too young!”
Me: “Don’t worry! I jackstrapolated her age. I’m gonna whack off to what she’ll look like in a few years.”
Jackstrapolate by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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