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Jack Martin 

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.
Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.
Jack Martin by Doritokale November 8, 2017

jack martin 

The most amazing guy in the world. Whenever he gives you "the look", the flood gates open wide. He'll read you bedtime stories and cry himself to sleep. He has a schlong equivalent to the size of a sweet gherkin, and isn't afraid to show it off to all the ladies. He's excellent at making commitments, if they involve emotional torture and eternal condemnation. His opinion is always correct, and he won't stop making senseless noise until you agree with him. He's beautiful. He's perfect. He's a duck.
Gee whiz, Mom. Now that you're single I recon you should abduct that Jack Martin fellow. He's quite the catch!
jack martin by Hork; ham pork June 21, 2017

Jack Martin 

The worlds best blox fruit player, gg ez
"im nothing in comparison to Jack Martin"
Jack Martin by JJXZMB May 25, 2023

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma
That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

jack marin 

Jack Marin is the 'fun coordinator' for the band Hellogoodbye and was also an assistant to the boys of Panic! At The Disco during one of their tours.

He is known for dressing up in hot dog suits, banana suits, carrot suits, chewbacca suits, etc., while running on stage of a Hellogoodbye performance.

He is also a sexy beast.
Jack Marin in a banana suit makes my heart go thump thump.
jack marin by I've Got More Whit. September 7, 2008