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A substitute for "Jack Shit", used by your really Christian boss when God is watching him.
"Pardon my French, but that lady from Microsoft doesn't know JACK CRAP!!"
by Wilford Brimley's stache August 21, 2008
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a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across
Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.
by CLINT BOULTON January 05, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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