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Jabberwacky 

An artificial intelligence - a chat robot. It aims to simulate natural human chat in an interesting, entertaining and humorous manner. Jabberwacky stores everything everyone has ever said, and finds the most appropriate thing to say using contextual pattern matching techniques. In speaking to you it uses just that learnt material, and borrows a little bit of your intelligence as it learns more. With no hard-coded rules, it relies entirely on the principles of feedback. If you speak in a foreign language it will learn it, and respond appropriately if it has enough to go on. It can be taught slang English, word games, jokes and any other form of identifiable language trait.

In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.
Jabberwacky: I didn't accidently me, I accidently the internet, with spoon.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky by kirry_s March 12, 2009
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jabberwacky 

A stupid program that chat's with you. It's responses are based on how other users have responded.
Me: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Me: I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
Me: Well you're a tool.
Jabberwacky: Why, yes I am.
Me: I know. That's why I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not real?
Me: Because no real person would be that much of a tool. I hope you are burned alive and tiny crabs eat your computer parts.
Jabberwacky: Do you know Brian?
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026