Jabbaitis

Pronounced"Jabba-itis" this is when someone is so fat their body shape resembles that of Jabba The Hutt

Guy 1-So I went on a blind date and the chick that showed up had Jabbaitis,I said I felt sick and left ASAP.
Guy 2-Damn I woulda dipped too.

by OffensiveTrashbag March 26, 2017